First, I must say that mother nature needs to quit the menopausal state she is in and cut the crap. Seriously, snow in April???? UNACCEPTABLE! Doesn't she know I have a kid that is itching to go outside and blow bubbles and play in the street???
Second, this is my 100
th blog. I never thought when I started this that I'd actually keep up with it AND like it. Well I do, I'm addicted actually, so deal with it, like it, read it.
Third, back to the main topic. Since today was insanely cold for April and I already packed away all winter gear, I brought spring indoors. We had a fun egg hunt with the worlds most annoying
Easter eggs...let's discuss...
I thought these "talking" eggs would totally kick major toddler butt. I mean, what's better than an egg that says "hey kid,
I'm hiding here!!!" ?? It's perfect, I hide them and they do all of the work of helping him find them. NO. Totally untrue. These eggs only "talk" if you whack the crap out of them and the "talking" is this obnoxious "let me out, let me out" nails on a chalkboard voice. About 2 minutes in I wanted to throw them away and forget I ever bought them.
So anyway, Zachary was totally afraid of them at first and I started to have my own meltdown because FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THEY WERE EXPENSIVE!!!!!!!!!! Stupid plastic Satan eggs.
Let's back up a minute though. First I made the worlds most amazing PB&J sandwich that also served as ultra mega hair gel...
Best.cheese.face.ever.
Then there was a 3 hour nap but that's boring so we'll move on.
Once he woke up from his nap I thought it would be smart to jump right in to the egg hunt with the Satan eggs. No wonder he HATED them, I didn't even offer him a cup of coffee to get him up and running!
Yo Mom, I'm totally not awake and why is this egg yelling at me?
Ok, Ok, it's in the basket - PLEASE SHUT IT UP
Warming up a bit (I sure wish I changed his PB&J shirt for the occasion)Bunnies hopping in the grass...it's true!