I've been stuck in a collapsable bus all damn day *
Rain, Rain Go Away
My constipated dog has poop fly out of his butt when we try to play **
Rain, Rain, Go Away
Little Zachary has been cranky all day
Rain, Rain, Go Away
I'm 10 seconds away from burying myself under all this hay***
* It's true. I was forced to sit in that thing for 2.5 hours this morning and be "driven" around the living room. Clearly from the circles under my eyes I should get more sleep before such long bus rides.
** Ok, I can't make this up. DumDum refuses to poop in the rain so when I was playing catch with him today (whilst in the bus) he jumped in the air to catch the ball and PLOP a turd came out. Zachary pointed and screamed "ewwww" I just screamed "put the pedal to the medal kid, let's get ouf of here!"
*** I really did consider it for a minute. Locking myself in the mudroom, sticking my head in the dryer and slamming the door on my brain 10 times just wasn't cutting it this morning.
Just to show my child isn't part devil (this is more of a reminder for me) here is a cute pic of my crazy driver from this morning.
No constipated dogs allowed on this bus... ewwwwwwwwww
