Pee Pee on the Potty!

Not Rich, we're still working on that but my little almost 21 month old big boy decided to give it a go today and YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

**How many oxymorons were in the sentence above?**

We are in no way starting the whole "potty training" business at 21 months. For many reasons, most of it being that I'm lazy and don't feel like stopping at EVERY.SINGLE.BATHROOM. in the United States when I just want to go get a bottle of wine down the street at the local liquor store. (Man I'm a banner mom)

No but really, I do feel he's too young. We aren't discouraging it, obviously. Tonight before his bath I noticed his diaper was still dry from when I changed him 3 hours prior to that. I thought either A) he's majorly dehydrated or B) he's going to totally soil the bubbly clean bath water the second he gets in. So I merely suggested he sit his cute cheeks down on the cute little green toilet and GIVE IT A GO BUDDY!

Boy if he didn't make a face like he was really concentrating and, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh pee all over the floor! I didn't think to do a little, ahem, adjusting because frankly I thought he'd sit there wiggling his little tush for a few seconds and nothing would happen. Won't make that mistake again!

So of course I jumped up and down and screamed and called Rich to come and see that YOUR SON JUST PEED IN THE FREAKIN POTTY!!!!!!!!!! Zachary looked at us like "dude, it's no big deal. I've known how to do this my whole life I just choose to make you spend thousands of dollars on diapers to prepare you for future expenses I will be making you suffer through."

Now, I think I'll go scrub the bathroom floor and drink some wine to celebrate!