From the Mouths of 2 Year Olds

It is unbelievable just how much Zachary can say and understand these days. Everything that comes out of his mouth absolutely shocks me, and generally sends me into a fit of hysterics. I am going to start a new segment "From the Mouths of 2 Year Olds" to let you all in on the antics of this special little boy.

Feel free to send me nasty-grams if I don't keep up with this because I HAVE to document these things, and frankly, you don't want to miss out.

1) A few mornings ago I was beckoned to my son's room with these words:
"Mom, are you? Dumpy is soaking wet!"

Spunky was indeed 'soaking wet.'

2) This isn't a proud moment of mine but... Zachary spilled a drink on the floor the other day and exclaimed "DAMMIT!" in his most stern little voice.

3) Rich got up with Z yesterday morning. While he was changing his diaper and bent down to give him a kiss. Our honest little guy says to his father "brush teeth, got poop in it." Apparently Rich's morning breath was offensive.

4) At the cook-out yesterday Pop Mike gave Z a juice box. Z thanked him by saying "Tank you Pop Mike Tractor." Apparently that is his "official" name.


5) This is more of an exhibit than a saying... Zachary has refused taking a nap in his big boy bed today. Instead, he wanted to sleep on his bean bag chair. I can't say he looks too comfortable but who am I to tamper with what works for him and his sleep, DAMMIT!