Wednesday, December 31, 2008

eAt MoR ChIKiN!!!

When the weather gets cold, the wind is blowing so hard you feel like you're playing a part in The Wizard of Oz and you have kids that have more energy than that damn bunny with the battery pack, WHAT DO YOU DO???????????? Well, you go to the nearest fast food joint. Fill the crack monkeys up with food and let them play in the germ infested play area! Well, that's what Carrie and I do anyway, you can do whatever you want with your child(ren).


While we're on the subject of doing or not doing things with your children. If you do indeed decide to take them to the playroom of germs, please accompany them. DO NOT sit in the restaurant and stuff your face and gawk at everyone else in the restaurant pretending that you do not have a child in the other room acting like a fool. DO NOT allow your child of 3 years old to run rampant and pull on other innocent children's faces because you "do not see it." DO NOT give me a dirty look when I firmly remove the hands of your rambunctious child from the face of my own child and DO NOT allow your middle school aged children to play in the play area and run over the children who are BELOW the required height limit to be in the room of germs! Thanks in advance!!!!

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